9:16 vertical screen, street interview style, strong sense of realism.
0 - 2 seconds: Camera focuses on a long queue, the blogger (round-faced girl) says to the camera: "Wuhan! Three in the morning! What are these people queuing for? Hotpot? No!" The camera quickly pushes to the end of the line.
3 - 6 seconds: Camera interviews a guy in the queue (wearing glasses), the blogger asks: "Bro, what are you queuing for?" The guy excitedly says: "Eating shrimp! OpenClaw! I heard the installation package is hard to grab!" An auntie behind him peeks in: "What kind of shrimp is that? Spicy or garlic?"
7 - 10 seconds: Camera cuts to the front of the line, a guy who looks like a programmer says to the camera: "I've been queuing for 6 hours! Finally, it's my turn to raise the lobster!" The screen shows him frantically tapping his phone screen, accompanied by a "Congratulations on your successful adoption" sound effect.
11 - 15 seconds: Camera returns to the blogger, standing where the queue used to be, saying: "Turns out the server crashed, everyone queued for nothing." A guy next to her is crying with his head in his hands. The camera freezes on the blogger making a helpless OK gesture and a "Lobster is too hot" bullet screen effect floating past.
Sound effects: Street noise, crying, funny "It's over" sound effect, "Come earlier next time" voiceover.