Wedding Disaster Cinematic Sequence

A highly detailed, 30-shot, 15-second video prompt for Seedance 2.0 that constructs a comedic wedding disaster sequence. It meticulously specifies the action, duration, and accompanying audio for each half-second shot, starting with a slip on a banana peel and escalating through a chain reaction involving champagne, fire, a pug, a wedding cake, and a ceiling fan, ending in a freeze frame.