15 seconds, 9:16 aspect ratio, hyper-realistic, black humor, pseudo-documentary wedding scene, like a truly absurd scene accidentally filmed by a wedding guest and uploaded to social media. The overall feel must be extremely realistic, restrained, and calm. Do not make it an exaggerated comedy skit, avoid a farcical or cartoonish feel; the closer it looks to a real wedding disaster, the better.
Scene: High-end indoor wedding venue, warm golden lighting, white floral arch, full of guests. The background includes the wedding host stage, vow area, champagne tower, and floral arrangements. The visuals should be exquisite and real, like a normal, formal city wedding. All guests are formally dressed, and the atmosphere should be romantic and solemn.
Characters:
Groom: Young man, black custom suit, neat hairstyle, overly calm expression, as if handling a post-sale service issue.
Bride: Exquisite makeup, white wedding dress. Starts with a normal expression, gradually freezes later, but still tries to maintain composure.
MC: Professional smile. Starts by following the script perfectly, then clearly begins to falter.
Guests: Shocked but restrained, many instinctively raise their phones to film.
Plot Breakdown:
0-3 seconds: Wedding vow segment. The MC smiles and hands the microphone to the groom. The scene is quiet and solemn. Guests look forward expectantly, as if everything is normal.
3-6 seconds: The groom takes the microphone. Instead of a deep confession, he says calmly, professionally, and clearly: “Regarding this marriage cooperation, I apply for a seven-day no-questions-asked return.”
6-9 seconds: The air instantly freezes. The camera quickly cuts to the bride's frozen face, the MC's stunned but still professionally smiling expression, and the moment all the guests look up in unison. No one immediately screams; everyone seems to have short-circuited for a second.
9-12 seconds: The groom pulls out a neatly folded piece of paper from his suit pocket, like a pre-prepared after-sales application form, and continues seriously: “The product appearance is generally consistent with the promotion, but the actual usage experience deviates significantly from expectations.”
12-15 seconds: The entire venue completely breaks down. The MC looks down at his cue card, as if checking if this item is on the agenda; the bride slowly turns to stare at the groom; a guest below films with a phone, whispering, “Can you really return this after-sale?” The frame freezes on the groom still calmly holding the application form, as if he is genuinely processing a return.
Cinematography Requirements: The first half should resemble normal wedding videography—stable, exquisite, and romantic. From the moment the groom says “seven-day no-questions-asked return,” the camera subtly shifts to the perspective of a guest secretly filming, showing slight handheld movement and quick reaction cuts, creating the authentic feeling of “people being stunned on the spot.”
Performance Requirements: Must not be performed as an exaggerated comedy skit. The calmer the groom, the more terrifying, like reciting customer service terms; the bride does not explode like a shrew but freezes gracefully; the MC maintains professionalism by force of habit; the guests are restrainedly shocked, unable to resist filming. The true absurdity comes from everyone still trying to maintain wedding decorum.
Visual Requirements: Hyper-realistic, authentic skin texture, realistic wedding lighting, realistic material and reflection of formal wear, realistic guest reactions, realistic venue layering. Avoid a theatrical feel, avoid the feel of low-budget internet short dramas.
Atmosphere Keywords: Decorum collapse, calm offense, wedding disaster, modern platform jargon invading reality, absurd realism.
Avoid: Exaggerated shouting, fighting/tearing, vulgar farce, cartoonish expressions, exaggerated variety show feel, cheap short drama feel, character distortion, abnormal hands, inaccurate lip sync, subtitles, logo, watermark.